Monday, 1 April 2019

VERY hilarious and believable April Fools

Announcing Lateshifter: Coming Out Edition!!

I've long wanted to release a more tasteful remake of my original game, with a few changes in line with the times. Some of the themes of the original were, quite honestly extremely problematic, and needed to just be better.

Despite the unforgivably gross nature of the original game, there IS a kernel of good in there, which is what I think allowed people to look past the girl-fetishist boobie pictures and pretty yikes intercourse between the game characters and still be able to connect with charismatic everypeople like Kren.

get used to it

Now with the Coming Out Edition, we're going to see the city of TEM as it was always meant to be portrayed, as an incredibly inclusive multicultural utopia with a plethora of respectful nods toward the progressive struggles of our time, because I've come to realize that staying neutral politically and minding my own busness is no longer okay.

It'll likely be no surprise to anybody who's been as awake as I am since the Voldemort election, but Estella was always meant to be a young man. That's honestly how I saw him all this time, I just didn't feel empowered to speak up.

But if he can be brave and speak out, then so can I.

When he meets the player, Estella has been struggling to find himself, wrestling with this really brave sexuality that nobody has strong feelings about, in a world run by a conspiratorial power structure who always yells at me to get off discord and have dinner with him and my mom.

Changes:
>Estella is now packing quite a whopper UwU
>Mola's hilarious anti-presidential rant has been restored
>Main character Anon replaced with Kren
>Bathrooms are now pointedly unisex
>Added skip gameplay button

>Professor Snape is a single mother
>JAV-lite replaced with SOY-lite
>Elevator is more inclusive, no more locked off floors between 2 and 33
>Replaced customization questions with a multiple-choice about political affliation.
>Replaced computer minigame because the player shouldn't have to Learn To Code
>Jedd and Stace are now poly, removing all the gross tension and excitement
>Removed soundtrack, as it harkened back to a really racist and sexist time

>Removed Cybil, she was just there to appeal to like the male fantasy
>Added a badass sidekick who pulls no punches with a hot take on every subject, try it out!

>Censored all remaining nudity using the Sony method

So in this super necessary update, all these issues will be rectified. I think it'll actually be quite obvious that this was always the way it was meant to be. It just feels right, and if I do my job correctly, it won't offend anybody.

Download NOW

Like and RT if you're also not a bigot.
xoxo

FUCK JANNIES, TEAM PEEP FOR LIFE

4 comments:

  1. Beautiful. I for one welcome our new genderfluid overlords(/ladies)

    Creme is supreme

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  2. tbh I'd be happy if you remade the initial version of Lateshifter with Natalia

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  3. >Estella with blue hair
    Take my money, 0ko!
    We /cyberpunk/ now

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  4. Oko you are great man, keep on trucking.

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